Okay... So I came up with the most insane idea tonight while chatting with Geoffrey. GOTHIC COOKING SHOW. Yes. First episode being, Black as My Soul Enchiladas. The following episodes possibly involving special guests from bands, record labels, etc. Some ideas I came up with so far:

Crunchpod Crunchy Tacos
Bauhaus Burritos
Abney Park Pulled Pork
Depeche al a Mode
Sushi and the Banshees
Sisters of Mercy Meringue Pie
Dead Canned Dinner
Peter Murphy Cuts You Up Stir Fry

Any more ideas to add to the list?